porn4smartgirls:

crydaisy:

here are some pics of me making faces while crouching on the floor of my bathroom cos I’m a grouchy old woman who wants to quit work and move away!!!

em ily I’m so glad you’re taking more pics of your face bc your face is my fave face out there


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spookygoon:

take note gentlemen

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peniscruncher:

dusknoirs:

who was the asshole that decided tattoos looked unprofessional 

the generation that did is dying out so don’t worry

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gingerkinomiya:

baconeatsyou:

frecklesandmisterblueeyes:

My house is strange. There’s me, i’m bisexual, and I live with my gay brother and my asexual fiance.
My brother and I have the same taste in boys, but i’m really the only one who likes girls, and my fiance is generally just really excited about dragons.

Dude I want this sitcom

is generally just really excited about dragons

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too-fan-to-function:

What an inspiration

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Naomi puts racist Russian model Kiara’s ass on blast!

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plnted:

do-not-be-terrible-pls:

foggy river aesthetic

these are beautiful

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